1. elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    wearejohnlocked:

    maakara:

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    why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone

    hey grandma you gotta read this johnlock smut fic

    (via katyperryd)

     

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  3. canadianslut:

    I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

    (via katyperryd)

     

  4. westborofaptist:

    squidwurd:

    i wear your grandads clothes

    i look in credible

    you just know the girl beside him is internally laughing 

    (Source: lovethyhippie, via english-nerd-in-a-trenchcoat)

     


  5. amoying:

    imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

    (via consulting-goddess-of-mischief)

     


  6. jebbmeh:

    partevia:

    sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.

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    (Source: raigau, via paletothemaxx)

     


  7. ricekripkes:

    don’t tell me supernatural isn’t an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul

    (via butthurtromney)

     

  8. vocaroo:

    and-exhaleee:

    vocaroo:

    me pulling a knife on my grandma

    IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

    yes and she’s gonna need it

    (via bikinimybottom)

     


  9. radstunts:

    scraggay:

    therealhamster:

    scraggay:

    handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

    you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

    i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

    this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

    (Source: growlithed, via paletothemaxx)

     


  10. shutupaubrey:

    team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

    (via paletothemaxx)

     


  11. this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh

    (via hotguysandpizza)

     

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  13. Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.

    (Source: wizardwaffle, via mocha-fappuccino)

     

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