1. tension tamer tea is the actual best

  2. Tell the slavers I will receive them here, and accept their surrender. Otherwise, Yunkai will suffer the same fate as Astapor.

    (Source: romanovsa, via organic-homosexuals)

  3. (Source: waltdisnerd, via sassprincess)

  5. (Source: tree-dom, via vwizards)

  6. avocavo:


    Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

    i thought u found a fairy wing omg

    (via ontinetine)

  7. niehaus-vause:

    you can see her accent

    (via alangwiggy)


  8. kateordie:

    I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

    (via unavozmas)


  9. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    *calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened

    (via rarecare)

  10. kittyneko-sama:

    Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

    (via duckgirl5450)

  11. baby-fish-mouth:



    "So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so."

    Clueless (1995)

    cher taught me that you don’t have to pretend boys are cute when they aren’t and i’ll always be indebted to her for that

    (via beautyandthepriest)


  12. meladoodle:

    nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

    (Source: meladoodle, via oshiokiy0)

  13. darkmoonfall:

    This will never not be funny

    (via lucifersalterego)

  15. (Source: janesyre, via qtbot)